um….exsqueeze me?
My friend Erin invited me to go to a free Yoga class with her this past Saturday. I have been taking Yoga for a few months so I was amped to go see something different. We get to the little studio and are waiting for the class before ours to leave. Erin spots the wall o’ brochures and we start browsing. Both of us rest our sights on this advertisment for a kind of yoga that teaches you how to have an orgasm without using your hands or another person. The brochure said that by contracting muscles in the groin area and breathing and mentally preping yourself, you can get your o face on. After meaningful glances, our class was ready so we went and did some non-orgasm yoga. After the class, I started thinking about the o-class. I have come to a conclusion that it is one big orgy where no one talks or touches. I think it would be weird to be in a room with 15+ people all getting off at the same time. If anyone tries this class or one similar…please correct me or tell me that I am dead on: either way- I ain’t goin.
